Could We Wipe Our Butts with That?

Illustrated by Charlie Mylie
Fans of Attack of the Underwear Dragon will love this funny, inventive picture book about two giants who run out of toilet paper at the worst time possible, from New York Times bestselling author Gideon Sterer.

When two giants run out of toilet paper, they have no choice but to go on a quest for something else to wipe their butts with! They travel far and wide, through a forest full of creatures and plants that don’t quite do the trick, to a nearby kingdom.

But their romp to find relief for their rumps turns into an unintended rampage as they wreak havoc for the townspeople. While their chaos descends on the castle, another threat looms.

Kids and parents alike will delight in how these giants save the day—and their butts—in the most unexpected way with this hilarious read-aloud where fairy-tale charm meets potty humor.
Gideon Sterer (he/him) is a New York Times bestselling author who grew up in the woods of upstate New York. Not too far away, his parents owned a wildlife discovery center where he would run around after hours and let the animals out. Visit him online at gideonsterer.com.

Charlie Mylie (he/him) is an author and illustrator of several children's books, a few of which were written by Gideon Sterer. He makes his art in many styles from his singular home in Kansas City, Kansas. Charlie's wife and son are his first critics and biggest advocates.

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Fans of Attack of the Underwear Dragon will love this funny, inventive picture book about two giants who run out of toilet paper at the worst time possible, from New York Times bestselling author Gideon Sterer.

When two giants run out of toilet paper, they have no choice but to go on a quest for something else to wipe their butts with! They travel far and wide, through a forest full of creatures and plants that don’t quite do the trick, to a nearby kingdom.

But their romp to find relief for their rumps turns into an unintended rampage as they wreak havoc for the townspeople. While their chaos descends on the castle, another threat looms.

Kids and parents alike will delight in how these giants save the day—and their butts—in the most unexpected way with this hilarious read-aloud where fairy-tale charm meets potty humor.

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Gideon Sterer (he/him) is a New York Times bestselling author who grew up in the woods of upstate New York. Not too far away, his parents owned a wildlife discovery center where he would run around after hours and let the animals out. Visit him online at gideonsterer.com.

Charlie Mylie (he/him) is an author and illustrator of several children's books, a few of which were written by Gideon Sterer. He makes his art in many styles from his singular home in Kansas City, Kansas. Charlie's wife and son are his first critics and biggest advocates.
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