RH Seeks BLFVD: (Book Lovers For Valentine’s Day)
Beware: Inside this little brown package may be the new love of your life…(in paperback of course)
The Random House Library Marketing Staff wants to find you the perfect match for Valentine’s Day.
Are you interested in long walks through a Parisian cemetery with a crazed-serial killer? Do you love meeting sexy detectives in cozy cafés to discuss your latest hunches about missing corpses? Do you enjoy at moonlight the dark streets of Paris feeling that at any moment could be your last? I may be the one you have been waiting for.
email me at email@example.com and put “Parisian Killer” in the subject line- and I will arrive at your doorstep in 3-5 short business days.
We will have a limited number of “perfect matches” every day this week through Valentine’s Day. If this description is not what you are seeking, check back tomorrow when your perfect match might be waiting for you!
All we ask in return is that you do read-and-tell.. let us know at firstname.lastname@example.org how well we played matchmaker for you.